Too funny to delete!: Another funny from Mary K! This is a real tag piece of an item that was made in the US, as found at a store in France. The label has the washing instructions in English. Then below that, it has the same instructions in French, with the added 3 lines:
NOTE: From Catherine (Forum member): It turns out that this garment is made by BIHN CLOTHING, located in Washington and California. In spite of threatened boycotts by neoconservatives, they've been doing so well since news of this came out that they've put the label on a t-shirt. - Proceeds from the sales go to a national homeless veterans' charity.
WE ARE DESOLATE THAT OUR PRESIDENT IS AN IDIOT. WE DIDN'T VOTE FOR HIM
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June 22: I had to leave this up! 4s are wild! She weighs 4 ounces, she has 4 toes on each of her hand/feet, and today is her 4th birthday! She’s my little girl, Doolie! Yey! - Jesse, editor, TvNewsLies.org.
Past smiles: (Special thanks to Eva for all her contributions!)
Which came first, chicken or the egg...or the mouse? Click here!
You’ve gotta know when to hold em, know when to show then know when to walk away, and in this case...know when to run! Click here!
Am I wrong, or is there trouble on the horizon here? Click here!
Another one from Eva... Is this a gremlin? Click here!
It’s not quite a hammock, but it will have to do! Click here!
Bigsly was surrounded by April fools! Make that year round fools! Click here!
Wally thought that he could make it rich by having his family appear in toothpaste commercials! Here you see one of their promo shots. We wish him luck! Click here!
The Australian Olympic bobsled team is at a great competitive disadvantage! Click here! (Wait for it, it takes a while to load)
Controversy is already brewing regarding the Olympics. The Chinese entry for the clean and jerk is suspected of taking steroids. The Chinese are denying this claim! Click here!
Let’s get this straight once and for all! We don’t wear graduation caps, we don’t use monocles and we don’t eat potato chips! Got it? Click here!
After finding out that he was a bird he was determined to take flight! Click here!
Charlie finally found a way to battle those high gas prices! I am not sure if everyone was happy with the solution however. Click here!
Few people know about the inventions of Henry Ford’s great grandfather who helped tame the wild west. Click here!
I think a set of boots may be more appropriate! Click here!
No caption needed. Just pleanty of smiles on this page! Click here!
The proud fearsome German Shepherd sure misses the glory days of his breed, before the advent of pet stores! Click here!
The CIA should recruit this innovative genius! Click here!
I suppose this brings into question the notion that every bride looks beautiful on her wedding day. Click here!
Boris was very outspoken about his pesonal likes and dislikes. Click here!
When Phil held up his middle finger to Charlie during an argument he had no idea that Charlie has such a bad temper! Click here!
With the economy the way it is we could not afford to protect our valuables with a guard dog, so we had to settle for a different less costly deterrent! Click here!
The person who created this photo compilation is the target of a class action lawsuit. The caste states that the image is an unprovoked attack on chimps all over the world. The chips claim that it is insulting, derogatory and cruel to be depicted in such an offensive manner. They are seeking compensation for emotional trauma. Click here!
Barney tried to intimidate us by flexing his muscles, but I think his overall height and weight disadvantage is too much to overcome! Click here!
After several weeks of flirting via e-mail, James finally met his cyber date. Needles to say he will be suing http://WeMetOnTheWeb.com shortly. Click here!
Sometimes it is just nice to mellow out with a loved one! Click here!
Taking a hint from Flopsy and Mopsy (see past smiles), Henry Hare decided that hopping was too old fashion. Here he is taking his family out in style! Click here!
Wally just laid there dreaming of the day he would have enough money for that great hammock! Click here!
Flopsy and Mopsy eventually realized that hopping was not the most efficient form of transportation. Click here!
After placing his toupee on him his mother carefully reattached his head to his little body. Click here!
We hope your weekend is as pleasant and peaceful as this image is! Click here!
After returning from New Orleans Myra was shocked to find out that she will be featured in the next Girls Gone Wild video, lifting up her shirt for some free beads! Click here!
After weeks of complaining about my mother’s sauce my dad finally found out what the problem was! Click here!
Who made this comfortable thing, a big spider? Click here!
Forget the Cat in the Hat, here is the Cat IS the Hat! Click here!
Even though Wally was not able to graduate with honors from herding school he was very proud of his performance during his final practical exam. Click here!
Little Whiskers did not hold it against the men of the house if they left the seat up. It didn’t make much of a difference to her anyway! Click here!
Here we see little Rusty resting after taking 2nd place in an exhausting knitting endurance contest. Click here!
Another exciting day in the hectic lives of Claud and Martha. Click here!
Fluffy was confused when saw who the warden selected as his new cell mate Click here!
Cloning is still an imperfect science! Click here!
This might be the bravest cat in the world! Click here!
I tell you, if I had my contact lenses with me she would have given me her number! Click here!
Once again...it’s a “bird” in the hand that is worth 2 in the bush! Click here!
Like the tutrle said...the saying is about a “bird” in the hand being worth 2 in the bush! Click here!
It frustrated Mumphry to realize that he had no way of telling his capture that the saying was about a “bird” in the hand being worth 2 in the bush! Click here!
As he prepared for his upcoming thumb wrestling competition Kermit Jr. couldn’t help but think to himself that he may have overestimated his chances of winning! Click here!
It’s amazing how popular Budweiser beer is! Click here!
We would all sleep better if we had our own guardian sheep looking over us! Click here!
Being the Yoda of the amphibians brings a devilish grin to the Lord of the Lilly Pad! Click Here!
Um, well, this is a, wait maybe it’s not, but it looks like, oh, you decide! Click Here!
This is not what we thought they meant when they said it was an animal hospital! Click Here!
This is my little friend Doolie. She is 3 years old now. She rings like a cell phone, beeps like a microwave oven, makes kissing sounds, hates computer keyboards and will attack any hands that touch them and she is a proficient paper shredder. She knows that she is not permitted on the couch so she waits patiently until I am not looking before she takes here daily trip there. She makes me smile every day. Jesse - Editor, TvNewsLies.org PICTURE WILL BE REPLACED ASAP
Parrot's oratory stuns scientists - The finding of a parrot with an almost unparalleled power to communicate with people has brought scientists up short. - The bird, a captive African grey called N'kisi, has a vocabulary of 950 words, and shows signs of a sense of humour.
