As radiation drifts westward from the recently battered Land of the Rising Plume, the U.S. is taking all necessary precautions to prevent a nuclear disaster on their own soil. Quickest to do their part appears to be the Environmental Protection Agency, which intends to counter harmful radiation exposure by proclaiming radioactive contamination now safer than ever!
DAMN RIGHT: Gaining exposure
Hurricane Helene has strengthened into an “extremely dangerous” Category 4 storm ahead of its anticipated landfall...
Hurricane Helene, an alliterative threat to life and property across much of Florida, remains on a...
