Willard Romney can't seem to make up his mind about which foot it is he prefers in his mouth, constantly trying one, then the other.
Running mate Paul Ryan can't stop shooting from the hip, shooting off his lip, fatally winging any chance he ever had to be taken seriously by any sane adult whose brains still work somewhat close to spec.
Between one man's random ricochets off mistruths, and the other's routine taste-testing of his own feet, this is one heckuva team, Brownie. It's just a matter of time before one of them panics, accidentally speaking truth, while the other finally accepts his limitations and hires out for more feet.
Representative Ryan tried to slam a car door on President Obama's fingers late this week, for failing to keep open an auto plant in Ryan's Wisconsin district. Thing is, the plant closed in 2008, under George W. Bush, before Obama took office.
Surprise, it's the "Truthiness" Festival! >Splat!< Egg, meet face; face, egg.
As much as Republicans could pretty much have their pick on which real actions upon which they might take Obama to task, they seem intent on manufacturing lies, happily content with making things up. That, and perpetual, thinly-veiled racism, of course.
It's a shoe-in this trend will continue -- and that Romney will continue to split his time, insulting America's friends, and enjoying the taste of his own, and other's, feet. Ryan, meanwhile, will keep playing at his pose of being a hip-shooting, crack-shot cowboy, only to end up looking like a cow pie, shot full of crack.